Here are 5 totally honest reasons of why I'm a suck ass blogger:
1. I don't keep up with my social media.
If I can catch up on ONE social media outlet, I consider it a successful day. I will have gotten my news, gossip, and TV spoilers. If I check Facebook, Twitter, AND Instagram within a 24 hour period, I just may die from information overload. Plus, ain't nobody got time for that!
2. I have never watched any Housewives.
Not the Desperate ones or the Real ones. GASP! I know, I know. I should be ashamed. I watch all other mindless TV, but prefer my reality TV with brain cells *turns off this season's Bachelorette* (Those guys are just stupid) Unfortunately, this means I have no idea why all these GIFs are even funny. I suck, I know. How's this one?
3. I make my own schedule.
I work nights and I work a lot. So I post when I damn well feel like it. Which means I never post on a schedule. Hell, I don't even know how to schedule posts (someone please tell me!) So link-ups? Yeah, I do them when I remember. At 2am.
4. I'm a doggie mom that wears scrubs.
It seems like bloggers are either mommies, DIYers, fashionitas, party girls, or newlyweds. Well shit. I'm none of those. I'm just a lifestyle blogger trying to be funny. My dogs eat my crafts and leave dog hair on all my not-so-fashionable-I-just-buy-what-I-think-is-cute-clothes. I don't drink (coke is as strong as it gets!) and I'm pretty sure I'm about to start a petition to get that boy to hurry up and pop the question.
5. People piss me off.
I'm a new blogger (I think my 14 followers gave that away) and I haven't learned the in's & out's of blogworld yet. But I've already been burnt. I've had an idea straight janked and used for her own blog. I've also had multiple "sponsors" let me put their buttons on my page, but they have failed to do the same. To help those bloggers out...
swap [swop] verb (used with object) 1. to exchange, barter, or trade, as one thing for another.
So help small bloggers out. Follow them. Swap with them (and really do it!). And don't steal their ideas. And don't piss me off. Because I don't like getting mad. Shake dem haters off.
But no, really. I'm awesome. Not trying to toot my own horn, but toot, toot. I think I make an ah-mazing blogger because I love taking bathroom selfies.
What makes you an awesome blogger?
And whoever tells me how to schedule my blogs for normal people hours gets a special prize.
*prize may not exist and may not have any value whatsoever
Linking up today.